Lovely*

-”Naomi-Get to know me”!.
-I thought i was quite catchy.
-Yeah,well,so’s AIDS.
-Do you think I can do it?.
-I think you can do anything.
-Really?. I’ve been wondering…
-Yeah?
-What do lesbians… do? … I mean, in bed.
-I know what you mean!. But why would i know?
-You’ve never…?
-No, I’ve never!
-I mean… It is all it is all brogues and strapons, or…?.
-No! I don’t know. They just do what we do to ourselves, only to each other. Problably slightly more aggressively. And with,you know,oils and stuff.
-Oils, eh?
-Yeah, and stuff.
-Oilssss..
-Yeah. Lots of it. Oils.
-Where do you put it? Oils?
-On salad.
[Naomily for ever]